July 19, 2016
The Bearded Man (Armada)
If you looked at The Bearded Man's rugged face, you'd probably say: "There's a guy who probably has a lot of tattoos." But you'd be wrong. He would never scar his perfect body in such a ridiculous way, not that he doesn't appreciate the art form. Still, with a beard like that, you'd certainly say he's the right type for it. Not one to back down from a challenge, The Bearded Man has done something way more hardcore than all but the most dedicated of peeps out there. Once there was a girl he liked so much, that he went into voluntary surgery in Beverly Hills. They opened up his leg, and with a tiny drill, they carved the girl's name right on his femur. While he was awake. Needless to say, it hurt like hell. So the next time one of you feels like you could compete with The Bearded Man, think about the fact that The Bearded Man has sh** written on his bones. LITERALLY.