August 16, 2016
The Bearded Man (Armada)
The Bearded Man brought this song on a boombox to a recovering sex addicts support group. Needless to say, within seconds it turned into a full-fledged orgy. The Bearded Man took this tune to a retirement home, and it singlehandedly put Viagra out of business. The Bearded Man brought this song to an abstinence camp, and let's just say it got real ugly real fast. The Bearded Man brought this song to the White House, and we all know what happened with President Clinton after that. The Bearded Man played this song for a village in Siberia when the power went out, and the entire town was on the verge of freezing to death. It's safe to say no one froze *that* night. If The Bearded Man played this song for you right now, what would you do?