November 3, 2017
The Bearded Man (Armada)
At the tender age of 14, when most kids were going to the beach for fun, The Bearded Man figured out that if he brought a cooler full of ice cream to the beach, he could pick up $600 a day easy from all the sweaty tourists. Money is never a problem for the pimps and the hustlers of this world. Many years later, he pulled the same scam with a meat truck, driving door to door. He expanded his little fleet to more than a dozen or so trucks, and he was raking it in. Wildly irresponsible, he ended up getting in way over his head and lost it all. He was lucky he didn't end up in jail! Of course, years later when he came to be affectionately known as the "Wolf of Wall Street", he DID end up in jail, so it's probably all as it should be. Now he spends his days in the Gold Coast, soaking up the Australian sun. Let's be real, it's absolutely where he's supposed to be.